"Guy´s super secret Christmas list"

fandom: Robin Hood BBC version
Characters: Guy with mentions of Vaysey, Marian, the castle guards and other minor characters with no importance lol
Disclaimer: Robin Hood (2006 version)belongs to the BBC but Guy belongs to me.

Notthingham market was crowded with peasants doing their last minute Christmas shopping and with guards rehearsing their lines for the Christmas pageant.Everybody was having a good time, except for Geofrey the creepy egg man from Locksley and a very handsome henchman who was having some troubles with his Christmas shopping.

"Guy´s super secret christmas list"

1. More deadly hairpins for Lady Marian + shippy apples
2. A new black leather jacket for Allan
3. tasty peasants for Rufus the lion
4. a date in the dungeons for Robin and Much
5. New feathers for the castle guards
6.
7.

Buying hairping and shippy apples: done
Buying Allan´s jacket: done
Selecting chubby peasants for Rufus: done
Arresting Robin and Much:done
Buying more yellow feathers: done

That might look fine but our hero was in trouble because someone was missing. A tiny evil overlord was not going to be happy on Christmas morning.He didnt know what to give him! more birds? a new fake tooth? bagpipes? Vaysey deserve a spanking but ohh noo he wasnt going to give him one... not this year... specially not sober.