"Guy´s super secret Christmas list"

fandom: Robin Hood BBC version
Characters: Guy with mentions of Vaysey, Marian, the castle guards and other minor characters with no importance lol
Disclaimer: Robin Hood (2006 version)belongs to the BBC but Guy belongs to me.

Notthingham market was crowded with peasants doing their last minute Christmas shopping and with guards rehearsing their lines for the Christmas pageant.Everybody was having a good time, except for Geofrey the creepy egg man from Locksley and a very handsome henchman who was having some troubles with his Christmas shopping.

"Guy´s super secret christmas list"

1. More deadly hairpins for Lady Marian + shippy apples
2. A new black leather jacket for Allan
3. tasty peasants for Rufus the lion
4. a date in the dungeons for Robin and Much
5. New feathers for the castle guards
6.
7.

Buying hairping and shippy apples: done
Buying Allan´s jacket: done
Selecting chubby peasants for Rufus: done
Arresting Robin and Much:done
Buying more yellow feathers: done

That might look fine but our hero was in trouble because someone was missing. A tiny evil overlord was not going to be happy on Christmas morning.He didnt know what to give him! more birds? a new fake tooth? bagpipes? Vaysey deserve a spanking but ohh noo he wasnt going to give him one... not this year... specially not sober.

Infront of the Mirror

characters: Much and Professor Armando Dippet
Fandoms: Robin Hood and Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Robin Hood belongs to the BBC, Much belongs to Robin and Eve and all Harry Potter related belongs to JkRowling

Much was walking down the corridors of the castle looking for the strongroom, which was not an easy task Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was not a regular castle.

“Expanding our horizons! Helping the poor outside Nottingham! We could have gone to York, they have a castle too and its certainly not full of ghosts or moving portraits. But oh no! He had to say we go to Hogwarts”

He carefully looked at the map Will have gave him earlier that day. The location of the strogroom was very clear, third floor and behind the portrait of professor Dippet. Easy! But those bloody stairs kept moving and moving stopping in every floor except on the third one.

He was tired, angry and hungry “oh i should´ve eaten before leaving Hogsmade”, he said sadly just in the minute the stairs finally stopped on the third floor, he ran as fast as he could.

Much stood in front of Armando Dippet´s portrait and softly said the password “Galloping gargoyles!"The old man gave him a suspicious look but still let him in, after all the password was correct. He walked through the door that had appeared instead of the portrait and holded his breath, he expected magnificent treasures worthy of a king. Much couldn´t control his disappointment when the only thing in that room was a mirror, and it wasn´t a pretty one.

He got closer to it, expecting to see his reflection but something was wrong, instead he could see a cosy living room with a fireplace, there were also two kids with sandy hair playing whith their mother, Eve. His heart skipped when he recognised himself sitting on a sofa watching the scene and smiling at his family.He tried to get even closer but he hitted his nose with the mirror. He sitted in the floor as the tears were coming down his eyes. For the first time in his life he allowed himself to be selfish for an instant. He didn´t think of Robin, the gang or the peasants. He just kept watching the happines he wanted so bad.

The very secret diary Lady Marian

Fandom: Robin Hood BBC
Characters: Lady Marian, mentions: Guy of Gisborne, Vaysey, Marian´s daddy and Robin Hood
Disclaimer: Robin Hood belongs to the BBC, Guy belongs to me and to Marian

Day 1

He’s gone. I knew it! He prefers going away to the Holy Land to fight next to his beloved king instead of marrying me.I guess I might have scared him when I started taking about all my plans to re decorate the manor pink walls, flowers everywhere, potpourri on the bathrooms and bunk beds for Crispin, Bob, Caleb and Malcolm, our kids. Grrr Men!

Runaway ex fiancé’s=1

Weddings=0

Mood: infuriated

Day 2

Daddy bought me a new horse XD I think he’s trying to make me forget about that annoying arrow boy who is in love of a certain blonde king. I barely remember his name now!Dad thinks I need a new hobby. Finally he has realized that embroidery is not my thing. I suppose he didn’t like the cardigan I made for him. Mission accomplished =)

Chocolate bars= 10

Horrible cardigans=1

Mood: creative

Day3

Birdwatching is not as fun as I thought! Went to the ye olde Topshop and bought a great leather outfit! I <3>

New hobby=1

Gummy bears =15

Mood: adventurous

Day 4

I had a great night. I rescued a man who was being arrested by the guards because he was trying to borrow some flour bags to feed his family! Well later i discovered he didn`t have a family =S Oops! But i was awesome.I also helped an old woman, she didn`t have Money to pay her taxes so i did the sensible thing and stole a very unique, rare, and expensive necklace from a nobleman house. Take that rich man! Wonderlady is fearless! And now that old lady will be able to pay.

People Wonderlady saved from the dungeons: 2

Mood : sastisfied

Day 5

Bummer! That unique necklace was recognised by the owner what were the odds?! That peasant is going to spend a couple of days in the dungeon =S. Better luck next time!

People Wonerlady accidentally sent to the dungeons: 1

Chocolate bars: 16

Mood: Shocked

Day 6

Nightwatchman! Nightwatchman! Outrageous! Stupid peasants how dare them! Wonderlady is clearly a Lady!News from the castle daddy got sacked. The new sheriff is tiny and smelly, his henchman on the other hand is ridiculously good looking and shares my love for leather and black eyeliner <3.

Stupid peasants with no knowledge of a female body= 150

Handsome strangers=1

New evil overlord=1

Mood: pissed off

Day 7

That hot new guy whose name is Guy LOL! Asked me out yay! We will attend together to a public hanging… he might not be very romantic but he has qualities, lots of them ;)

Note1: i must stop staring at him or he´ll think i´m desperate.

Note2: i´m NOT desperate

Hot henchmen asking me out= 1

Mood: Flirty

Day 8

I was very excited about the date. I stayed awake all night choosing an outfit it was quite hard. We arrived together at the castle. They were going to hang an old lady that robbed an expensive necklace and two guards who couldnt catched a thief … oh no! dammit! :0

Almost perfect dates=1

People Wonderlady a.k.a Nightwatchman accidentally got killed= 3

Chocolate bars: 20

Mood: Depressed

Fin de Vacaciones!

Mi trabajo como fotógrafa Freelance tuvo un descanso porque la copa de futbol había terminado(mi equipo no ganó :( ). Asi que ahora que otra copa va a empezar (no pregunten como se llama la condenada copa porque no tengo ni idea) he vuelto a ofrecer mis servicios al dueño del Semanario en el que trabajé el año pasado.

Es posible que me acepten de nuevo porque soy barata EH muy buena.

Pd: disculpa a mis lectores (Eva y el chico icpna) aun sigo tan, pero tan asombrada de tener lectores que no he podido arreglar mis textos con imagenes sooorry, ya lo arreglaré para que no se vean tantas líneas.